Miracle Whip's new, Youthy McHipster television ad campaign exhorts us, "Don't be boring!" That's like Jessica Simpson telling us not to be vacuous nitwits.
We're also urged to follow Miracle Whip on Twitter. And become a fan of Miracle Whip on Facebook. Oh yes... I'll get right on that. With Miracle Whip in my social network, I will be tearin' it up every night for the rest of my life.